1. Crunchy ‘Nanas? What’s that all about?
I truly like to eat bananas before they are ripe. I like them crunchy (not glowing necessarily, but still green around the edges), before a lot of the starch has been converted to sugar. Also, whenever I exasperate Crunchy husband, he calls me a silly nana.
2. Did you take the picture for the masthead by yourself?
Yes, I did. Without the aid of the self-timer. Apparently I have long and flexible arms.
3. Did you make up that last question to fit the format of this page in order to give information on something that no one has ever asked or cared about?
Yes. Sad, isn’t it?
4. Does my name (alias) have to start with “M-O” in order to submit a comment here?
Absolutely not. Moo was not very original about choosing his moniker. Moose was, and mom will always be my mom. So you can’t have that one. However, if your internet identity just happens to be “MofoJoe” or “Moons Over My Hammy” or “morningglorywiththestory”, don’t feel you need to change it just to be different.
5. Are you hungry?
Duh.
6. Is this it?
Yes. I don’t actually have any frequently asked questions except for numbers 1 and 5. And number 5 is usually rhetorical. The asker can usually tell the answer by my sudden transformation from a gentle kitten (meow) to a raging lioness (roar!!!) without even having to ask.