…since you last ran when
1. You pull out the Nike+ sportband to find it has no charge
2. You swear your shoe pocket has always been on your right shoe, but there it is, on your left
3. You spend the entire run, and by entire I mean 20 minutes*, trying to remember the last time you ran.
*Aw well, it’s a (re)start, not a very good one as I wasn’t even breathing hard, but well, a start.