Happy Groundhog’s Day
Punxsutawney Phil says, “expect an early spring!”
Thanks, dude. Like we couldn’t figure that one out ourselves. Oh dear. Apparently, for $10 a year, you can join the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club. For an additional two bucks, you can have February 2nd birthday or anniversary cards sent to your friends and family who share the special day. I shouldn’t laugh. You know if I lived in Punxsutawney, I’d have signed up long ago!